Friday, 13 June 2025

The Eleventh Commandment

The Eleventh Commandment (2025)

"Rhys Hughes’ unique observational, aphoristic humour abounds in this collection of artfully crafted, extremely short stories. A perennial master of invention, Hughes explores our perceptions of humanity, mining truths beneath the clutter of culture with incisive wordplay and trademark wit.

Hughes has arrayed eighty-eight narrative gems into three groups, The Zodiacal Light, Beyond Necessity, and The Ostraca of Inclusion—clever new takes on mythology, history, and science. A thirteenth star sign, minotaurs and gorgons, a dog ventriloquist, gears and cogs, a clock-wrestling octopus… all are semantic Möbius strips where fantasy and philosophy are seamlessly melded as only Hughes can do; both thought provoking and entertaining."

Contents:

1. The Zodiacal Light (Aries * Taurus * Gemini * Cancer * Leo * Virgo * Libra * Scorpio * Ophiuchus * Sagittarius * Capricorn * Aquarius * Pisces)
2. Beyond Necessity (Kafka’s Birthday * One Mighty Bound * Kissing With Noses * Teachers * In the Corner * Fever * Occam’s Beard * Shadow Foot * Baldness * Listening to Leonora * The Contrast * The Leg Puppies * When I Discovered Laziness * Frankenstein Films * The Giant Woman * Exaggeration * In the Den with Daniel * Big Enough * The Skull * A Man on Stilts * How Cold is It? * Anatole France * The Birds * Postmodern Picnic * The Leaves * Stretching My Legs * Do They Believe? * The Mirror * The Underwater Trapeze * The Eleventh Commandment * The Façade * The Ventriloquist * The Gorgon * The Fireman * Infinity Gears * Walking the Wrong Plank * The Sea and the Ruins * Inside the Minotaur * The Prison * Head in Hands * The Windmill * Alexander Kluge * Washing Our Hands * How to Wake Up * The Umbrella * Song of the Sirens * The Slipper Exchange * The Palace * Pressed Flowers * The Octopus and the Clock * My Swiss Neighbour * The Palace Coup * Whirlwind Romance * The Witch * A Deep Breath * The Tired Bed * The Illuminations)
3. The Ostraca of Inclusion (Beyond the Edge * The Book Burning * Unwanted in Paradise * A Room With a View * White Cliffs * Map of Conquest * Just A Second * The Eclipse Flower * Monsieur Choux * Tumble Keys * Nostalgia City * Freight of Years * The Lamp * The Wardrobe of Love * The Lost Coffee * The Möbius Minutes * The Mirrors * The Overdue Book)

Friday, 7 March 2025

Romantic Onion Antics

Romantic Onion Antics (2025)

Poems about onions and flying saucers. phantoms, revenge, accidents, monsters, tribulations, trilobites, and who knows what else? Poems that will linger on your breath and in your mind...

"A wonderfully stylish writer. I would call him an indubitable modern sentence master. A delight to discover." — SAMUEL R. DELANY

"Rhys Hughes puts a big red rubber nose on language." — MAITHREYI KARNOOR

"If you are looking for dense, lyrical poetry you’ve come to the wrong place. For the most part shunning adjective and adverbs, Hughes writes in a clean direct voice with sensible line breaks. If you are looking for a light, entertaining read that you can open anywhere for a few good laughs and more, welcome aboard." — BRUCE BOSTON

Friday, 24 January 2025

The Devil's Halo

The Devil's Halo (2025)

In death, as in life, paperwork is hell. The paperwork for the recently deceased Monty Zubris needs to be examined and deliberated upon. So, meanwhile, the Devil has consigned him to the Waiting Room of the Afterlife. It is ordered alphabetically, so he is compelled to make his way to his designated zone, which is, of course, near the very end of the chamber. On this voyage of enormous length, he meets various dead individuals, many of whom wish to tell him their remarkable stories...

“For many years, I have regarded each new book from Rhys Hughes as continuing proof that the universe is a marvellous, exciting and creative place. His work brightens my days, lightens my burdens, and convinces me that I am in the presence of a font of exuberant inventiveness. The Devil’s Halo is no exception, and might very well be in the Hughes Top Five. All the myriad tales of Hell from Dante onward have never charted any territory as gaily bizarre and humanly affecting as this book unveils. As Monty Zubris traverses the ten-million-mile length of Hell’s Waiting Room, the reader is treated to posthumous wonders akin to those in Philip Jose Farmer’s Riverworld books. If Anatole France, Voltaire, James Branch Cabell and C.S. Lewis had been born in the year 2000, and come of age amidst our twenty-first-century chaos, they might have collaborated to produce an existential odyssey half as wild and unruly as this one. Somewhere in Hell’s Waiting Room, Robert Sheckley and William Tenn are reading this book and splitting their sides with rueful laughter.” —PAUL DI FILIPPO

Tuesday, 7 January 2025

Dabbler in Drabbles Omnibus

Dabbler in Drabbles Omnibus (2025)

DABBLER IN DRABBLES is done and dusted. There are 1000 drabbles here (with the meta-inserts 1008 in total) and they are mostly self-contained microfictions, but there are mini-epics too, cycles and sequences of tales that often overlap with each other.

A huge cast of characters populate these drabbles, many of them frequent visitors to the text as it evolves through the individual stories.

Be prepared to meet Three-Armed Jake, Leo the Walking Skeleton, Travis the Stick Man, Curious Bertie, Bunny Grunter, Cranny Faddock, The Discourager, Bookmarkus Aurelius, Silverfake, the painter Elbigelli (with the illegible signature), Charlotte Creeps, Malta Witty, Fibba Flobba, Explorer Jones, Blob Hope, Spooky, Frightful and Boo, Editor Jenkins, Truman Quixote, Gothario, The Boast Gusters, Jellyfish Morton and many many more, not to mention Polyphemus, the cyclops who is telling the tales, and Chiron, the centaur who is listening to them.