Monday 19 December 2022

The Mermaid Variations

The Mermaid Variations (2022)

These three stories were written between the years 2002 and 2005 and first published in Portuguese in 2007 by Livros de Areia in a book entitled A Sereia de Curitiba.

First publication in English in print form came when they appeared in my short story collection, Salty Kiss Island, a large volume published in 2017 by Storm Constantine’s Immanion Press.

But it seemed to me that it would be nice for the miniature trilogy to appear in print without the stories being complicated by other tales tangential to them. That explains the existence of this slim book.

Contents:

The Mermaid of Curitiba * Lovespoons in Peril * The Lunar Tritons

Wednesday 9 November 2022

Tiny Arrows

Tiny Arrows (2022)

Microfictions and Nanofictions.

A slim collection of mostly new flash fiction. Includes a dozen illustrations by artist David Bowman. The conceit is that each microfiction or nanofiction is a tiny arrow shot from the bow of a mythical archer.

EXAMPLE: 'THE FLASH'
     The flash fiction writer went out into the storm.
     “I need some inspiration,” he said.
     The lightning bolt turned him into ashes.
     That’ll do,” he whispered, and the index finger of his ghost began scrawling a story on the damp ground with the carbon of his death.

Tuesday 11 October 2022

Yee-Haw

Yee-Haw (2022)

YEE-HAW
is a collection of poems, mutant campfire songs, short plays and other small prose pieces, a 'Weird Western' and companion volume to the collection WEIRDLY OUT WEST, published last year by Black Scat Books.

It is priced very low, only $3.99 for the paperback edition and 99 cents for the ebook, because this is very much an offbeat project and not a commercial venture at all.

(Dedicated to Maithreyi Karnoor, Michael Moorcock and Kinky Friedman.)

"The West has always been the place where the sun sets best, and when it has slipped over the horizon it is time for the embers of the campfire and the blushing cheeks of the long riders to take over the rosy glow duties. And around this campfire songs must be sung and poems recited and tales should be told. The Honky Tonk Squonk, the Ghost Riders, the Biscuit Kid, the Robot Hobo, the Purple Sage, and many others. Then, and only then, will it be time for coffee, beans and dreams, and yee-haws that turn into snores."

Tuesday 27 September 2022

Five Hundred Mini-Sagas

Five Hundred Mini-Sagas (2022)

A mini-saga is a complete story with a beginning, middle and ending but done in exactly 50 words. The form was invented by Brian Aldiss in the 1980s and has since become one of the most popular and significant microfiction formats. FIVE HUNDRED MINI-SAGAS presents no fewer than five hundred of these flash fictions, most in prose but some in verse, and the result is a remarkable collection full of unusual and original ideas.

“Rhys Hughes seems almost the sum of our planet’s literature. He toys with convention. He makes the metaphysical political, the personal incredible and the comic hints at subtle pain. Few living fictioneers approach this chef’s sardonic confections, certainly not in English.” — MICHAEL MOORCOCK

“If I said he was a Welsh writer who writes as though he has gone to school with the best writing from all over the world, I wonder if my compliment would just sound provincial. Hughes’ style, with all that means, is among the most beautiful I’ve encountered in several years.” — SAMUEL R. DELANY

Thursday 15 September 2022

The Senile Pagodas

The Senile Pagodas (2022)

"When a fictitious book title crosses from the realm of fantasy to reality, it becomes a work destined to break the mold and stake its place in the annals of literature. And in The Senile Pagodas, Rhys Hughes reimagines what it is to break that mold. It’s a book whose name may have been plucked from a Borges/Casares collaboration but standing on the shoulders of giants has its perks. And this book is evidence of that. This collection of twenty-one stories (seventeen published here for the first time) acts as an homage to the authors who informed and shaped Hughes’ writing, ranging from Kafka to Hawthorne to Moorcock to Bulgakov. It’s a “who’s who” of literary heavyweights that Hughes honors through his wildly inventive brand of magical realism, which will spark your imagination in the same way his influences have done for him.

Never averse to a densely packed framework, “Nightmare Alley” and “The Apocryphal Wonder” showcase Hughes’ innate sense for story layering. The former features a traveling bookseller whose escape from an alley is always fleeting. That is, until he finds the customer he was always searching for. And the latter is an ingenious story within a story distorting the line between fact and fiction. Preach a fabrication long enough and what does it become? “Abomination with Rice” and “The Bannister” include two remarkable and mystifying dilemmas that complement the work of weird fiction’s towering titans: Lovecraft and Hodgson. If you don’t see the connections at first, just look to the sea and the sky for what’s lurking just out of frame.

The silly and absurd can be found in “Knights that Go Bump into Things” where there’s proof that not all knighthood results in gallantry. At least, not without bumps in the road or a knight’s noggin. Similarly, “Poe Pie” is a comical but bizarre depiction of hunger as imprisonment in which you may think twice before entering Café Poe again. Others such as the Calvino tribute, “City of Blinks,” can be seen as laconic parables. This one centers around a concentric city with tiered levels and a king who watches from above. It’s a seemingly perfect hierarchy, but even a king blinks and an eye can only see what’s in view — for revolution may only be a blink away.

And “Lem’s Last Book” is an apropos tale demonstrating the physical prowess of a book, one whose presence can absorb the words of other books. When set between two it can create a hybrid of sorts. Though, the jury is still out on what it can produce when lying between two people. What The Senile Pagodas offers is a cornucopia of fantastika fiction that reads as though it could have been written yesterday or a hundred years ago. It’s where Hughes channels a variety of perspectives and avenues to further announce his appreciation for mischievous misadventure while also paying tribute to the lords and masters of the written word. But it also serves as the ultimate “thank you” note from one of the supreme authorities of modern imaginative expression in short story form.

Profusely illustrated with full page author photographs, the edition is 300 numbered copies (with a multitude of facsimile signatures) and 100 unsigned copies."

Contents:

Nightmare Alley * Poe Pie * The Apocryphal Wonder * Abomination with Rice * Knights That Go Bump Into Things * The Decibel Circus * The Antediluvian Uncle * The Lake of Flavours * The Messiah of the Mannequins * The Hemisemidemiurge * Gauntlet of Gorgons * Lem's Last Book * Final Demand * The Rhondda Rendezvous * The Pollinators * Transmigrating the Bishop * City of Blinks * The Bannister * The Darkest White * The Baker Street Cimmerian * For the Sake of Saké

Wednesday 27 July 2022

Comfy Rascals

Comfy Rascals (2022)

Many rascals are too tense to be comfortable. Real life rascals have much to worry about. But rascals in fiction can afford to relax a little in the waves of prose that surround them, gently swirling on the wit and wisdom, bobbing on the contrivance, floating on the syntax. It is nice to be a comfy rascal.

"Each of these stories is a shimmering whimsical fleck which not only satisfies in and of itself but, taken with its compatriots, builds an image of life and language that is pure play and discovery. Like Kafka's parables, if Kafka's sense of humor was less dark and had more puns." — BRIAN EVENSON

“If I said he was a Welsh writer who writes as though he has gone to school with the best writing from all over the world, I wonder if my compliment would just sound provincial. Hughes’ style, with all that means, is among the most beautiful I’ve encountered in several years.” — SAMUEL R. DELANY

Wednesday 22 June 2022

Robot Poems

Robot Poems (2022)

A collection of long and short poems about robots, androids, cyborgs and other assorted cybernetic beings. Includes a mini-epic, 'The Mime of the Android Stammerer'.

 Some of the poems here concern themselves with competent robots, our future overlords, but most are about robots that have been wired wrongly or who aren't sapient at all. A few are even powered by clockwork.

Robots can be very amusing as well as instructive. They can be terrifying too. These robots tend to be comical, absurdist, whimsical creations, but not always. The earliest poems in this book (from the early 1990s) tend to be more serious; the later ones tend to be more humorous.

Whitman sang the body electric; now the electric bodies wish to sing back. And so they have...

Monday 16 May 2022

Three Novellas

Three Novellas (2022)

A collection of three acclaimed novellas, long out of print.

THE DARKTREE WHEEL
THE IMPOSSIBLE INFERNO
THE SWINE TASTER

"Rhys Hughes seems almost the sum of our planet’s literature. He toys with convention. He makes the metaphysical political, the personal incredible and the comic hints at subtle pain. Few living fictioneers approach this chef’s sardonic confections, certainly not in English.” — MICHAEL MOORCOCK

“If I said he was a Welsh writer who writes as though he has gone to school with the best writing from all over the world, wonder if my compliment would just sound provincial. Hughes’ style, with all that means, is among the most beautiful I’ve encountered in several years.” — SAMUEL R. DELANY

“It’s a crime that Rhys Hughes is not as widely known as Italo Calvino and other writers of that stature. Brilliantly written and conceived, Hughes’ fiction has few parallels anywhere in the world. In some alternate universe with a better sense of justice, his work triumphantly parades across all bestseller lists.” — JEFF VANDERMEER

Wednesday 23 February 2022

The Ghost Loser

The Ghost Loser (2022)
Gibbon Moon Books

Clumsy Carnacki desperately wants to be an occult detective. He is the incompetent son of the great Thomas Carnacki and hopes to follow in his father's footsteps, but he keeps getting everything wrong.

His blunders often lead him into situations that would defeat a better man but somehow Clumsy always muddles through. Until the day he bites off more ectoplasm than he can plausibly chew...

These stories of Clumsy Carnacki are both a genuine tribute to the original tales of William Hope Hodgson and an ironic variation on them in postmodern mode. 

Contents:

The Ghastly Club Foot * The Vampiric Tramp * The School for High Fliers * In His Footsteps * The Stork Reality

Thursday 10 February 2022

The World Beyond the Stairwell

The World Beyond the Stairwell (2002)

"'The World Beyond the Stairwell' may well be the finest tribute (with love) to Hodgson ever written." — John Clute.

First published twenty years ago as part of a limited edition hardback collection from Sarob Press, the novella THE WORLD BEYOND THE STAIRWELL is finally available as a standalone paperback and ebook. It is simultaneously a tribute to Hodgson and Borges, with a bit of Lovercraft thrown in for good/bad measure.

"Enter the weird and original world of Rhys Hughes, an eerie nightmare place of monsters, demons, devils and other strange horrors. If you haven’t read anything by this author previously, then get ready for a truly terrific helter-skelter ride of the imagination." — Jeff VanderMeer.

Sunday 30 January 2022

Get a Room!

Get a Room! (2002)

A slim book of poems about the thwarted passions of implausible and even impossible lovers who nonetheless manage to get it together thanks to some timely and snappy advice. Star-crossed, moon-spangled, kiss-splattered romantics should rejoice!

"A wonderfully stylish writer. I would call him an indubitable modern sentence master.“ - Samuel R. Delany

"Rhys Hughes puts a big red rubber nose on language." - Maithreyi Karnoor

Friday 21 January 2022

Mathematical Ghost Stories

Mathematical Ghost Stories (2022)

OuLiPo (Ouvroir de Litterature Pontentielle) is a perennial workshop of experimental fiction that was founded by Raymond Queneau and Francois le Lionnais in 1960. Its members attempt to create original fictions using mathematical and logical constraints that are arbitrary but rigorously applied.

Some OuLiPo constraints are complicated, some are simple. For these ghost stories a simple constraint has been chosen. Five of M.R. James’ stories (the more obscure ones) have been taken and sequels written for them. Each sequel is exactly the same length as the original and has an identical structure, which means it has the same number of paragraphs, the same number of sentences in each paragraph, the same number of words in every sentence, and all the punctuation marks are in exactly the same places.

Contents:

Before Dawn in the Playing Fields * The Animus of Objective Mammals * A Vinaigrette * Voles * The Hypothesis

Wednesday 12 January 2022

Omnibus #Two

Omnibus #Two (2021)

Four Books in One. THE YOUNG DICTATOR. TWISTHORN BELLOW. THE ABNORMALITIES OF STRINGENT STRANGE. THE FURTHER FANGS OF SUET PUDDING.

"Rhys Hughes seems almost the sum of our planet's literature... As well as being drunk on language and wild imagery, he is also sober on the essentials of thought. He has something of Mervyn Peake's glorious invention, something of John Cowper Powys's contemplative, almost disdainful existentialism, a sensuality, a relish, an addiction to the delicious." — Michael Moorcock

“It’s a crime that Rhys Hughes is not as widely known as Italo Calvino and other writers of that stature. Brilliantly written and conceived, Hughes’ fiction has few parallels anywhere in the world. In some alternate universe with a better sense of justice, his work triumphantly parades across all bestseller lists.” — Jeff VanderMeer

“If I said he was a Welsh writer who writes as though he has gone to school with the best writing from all over the world, I wonder if my compliment would just sound provincial. Hughes’ style, with all that means, is among the most beautiful I’ve encountered in several years.” — Samuel R Delany